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Lady Switches From ‘Electronic To Acoustic Masturbation’

Woman Switches From 'Electronic To Acoustic Masturbation'

Global – A woman, whose identity we’ll reveal shortly, disclosed that her moment of self-pleasure – masturbation – was interrupted by a tired vibrator.

She said that following her vibrator’s decision to not participate in her masturbatory pleasures, she decided to go ‘cavewoman’ style – using her hand.

The narrator shared her frustrations with the global, interconnected world of social media – Twitter.

She explained that her desire to climax was discouraged after the thought of going about it acoustically did not seem appealing.

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“I’m so mad I don’t even want a nut anymore goodnight,” she shared.

Helpful social media users in the comments sections suggested some things she could try during masturbation.

Here are some of the comments:

Other supportive comments:

Scouring through the user’s older tweets, Corporate Tumble found that the user was one given to, as Nigerians would call it, frequent ‘self-servicing’.

Here is another tweet where she talks about her vibrator, this time, sharing a presumed look-alike of her “clit” tired of the frequent artificial thrusts:



This post was in no way was meant to ridicule the author of the tweet. It aligns with Corporate Tumble’s lighthearted posts and our infrequent curation of content from social media.

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