A Catholic nun has renounced her faith and philosophy of abstinence over ‘dick’.

‘I tasted dick once and that was it’, explained the nun.

She said that the effect of the penis in the life of one who has been told of its negative side effects can be described as nothing short of spiritual.

‘I was always told that once you go near a dick, you will become filthy, and after years of repressing my curiosity, as my body was the Lord’s temple, I decided to make it an open-source temple’, she said.

Asked when she decided to lose her inhibitions, she said that the ‘coldest day’ at the convent and the prudish sisters who decided not to share their body warmth made her look elsewhere and the first person she interacted with was ‘a hung angel in the form of a man’.

She said that she had decided to continue to do the Lord’s work from outside the convent, as her daily diet consists of her newly-found ‘angel’s’ third leg and her scriptures.

‘If anyone had told me that liberation would feel this good, I’d have caved in the first time I was asked to get on my knees by an agitated priest at my first convent.’

Looking back on her life, the nun said that she would continue to relish the days she served in the convent but take the little or huge pleasures of life with the Lord in view.

‘A little sin never hurt nobody’, she concluded.

Speaking of her decision to join porn, she said that she was considering going into it full time, as she had only done one or two of those.

‘My angel and his third leg are enough for me, I suppose, for now.’

 

 

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