Nun Turns To Porn, Gives Reason
A Catholic nun has renounced her faith and philosophy of abstinence over ‘dick’. ‘I tasted dick once and that was it’, explained the nun. She said that the effect of the penis in the life of one who has been told of its negative side effects can be described as nothing short of spiritual. ‘I …...
3 Things You Missed From Trump’s Impeachment
Please, by a show of hands, who among you was surprised that Donald Trump would break an impeachment record? Almost everyone joined in the chorus that Donald Trump should leave the White House, even Nigerians who wished they could swap him for the one we currently have. There probably is a party thrown in celebration …...
Trump Contemplates Starting An OnlyFans
As US President Donald Trump contends the November 3 election where he was defeated, he contemplates his next course of action, thinking of starting an OnlyFans. According to sources, Trump’s unwillingness to leave the White House is borne out of fear of what to do next with himself. The embattled leader has contemplated various...
Nigerian Man Sues Woman For Not Speaking Loudly During Argument With Husband
A Nigerian man has taken his frustrations to court over his inability to properly hear the fight between his neighbors on a certain evening. According to the man, he said that the woman’s voice was usually louder when she screamed profanities at her kids but chose to speak in low tones when arguing with her …...
Why Politicians Are Concerned About 2023 Elections
LAGOS – In reaction to speculations as to why Nigerian politicians are invested in the outcome of the much-anticipated 2023 elections, a political analyst gives insights into some of the reasons why. The analyst said that one of the reasons politicians in the country are dedicated to the 2023 election season is the lack of …...
Real Reason Terrorism Flourishes In Nigeria
The Federal Government has revealed the real reason why it has chosen to pull terrorists into its bosom, allowing a somewhat large scale of terrorism to flourish. It stated, through an 80-year-old speech and hearing impaired clerk, that the amnesty granted to Boko Haram insurgents is only to prevent biting attacks. The statement added...
Nigeria-Niger Border To Be Guarded By Angels
Angel Gabriel will stand guard at the border for the morning watch, while another unnamed angel would replace for the afternoon duty, and on and on will the angelic forces take over guarding the Nigeria-Niger border. This has taken the host of heavenly forces by surprise, as no country’s leader has been bold enough to …...
Nigerian Leaders Reject Call For Change
The Nigerian Government has explained its reasons for refusing to change the existing status quo. It said, in a statement released by an official who has been excommunicated from the government, that only cowards think of the need to change. The government said that the changes that Nigerians clamour for will definitely not be...
Nigeria Lost Birthright From Start – Dead Woman Claims
Nigeria has a rich history, most are ignored, and a woman has reached out to Corporate Tumble to share a part of that history. Someone close to the British Royal Family has suggested that Nigeria’s founding fathers may have bribed the country’s colonial masters to gain freedom. Our source, 90, said that as a little …...
Nigerians Say They Are Tired Of Living In Nigeria
Nigerians have decided that living in Nigeria is no longer an option because the country is just “turnioniown”, as described by a disillusioned patriot, Airegin. Mr. Airegin, who spoke with Corporate Tumble, said that he had been a champion of progress in Nigeria, but with the way things were going, he just might find the...
