First-Class Is For Lecturers Not Students – Nigerian Lecturer
Nigeria – Nigerian lecturers say that the first-class that students seek in universities are not theirs and that they should be grateful that some of them even get to graduate with passes. Speaking with Corporate Tumble, a retired lecturer, who would like to stay anonymous and die peacefully, said that Nigerian students complain...
Malawian Warned Against Starting Twitter War With Nigerians
Inter-National – A Malawian has sought the trouble of Nigerians who are battling with their existential sociopolitical crisis, asking for a Twitter war with Nigerians. Malawi has a population of 18.63 million, according to Google, from a 2019 count. While, Nigeria, on the other hand, has a population that can consume Malawi and the...
Lady Switches From ‘Electronic To Acoustic Masturbation’
Global – A woman, whose identity we’ll reveal shortly, disclosed that her moment of self-pleasure – masturbation – was interrupted by a tired vibrator. She said that following her vibrator’s decision to not participate in her masturbatory pleasures, she decided to go ‘cavewoman’ style –...
Nigeria’s NBC Gets New Name
Nigeria – The National Broadcasting Commission (NBC) has been christened by a dutiful Nigerian who gave the commission the new name of ‘Nothing But Cruise’. Nothing But Cruise – NBC — NO_RETWEETS? NO SURRENDER (@Rogue_Chi3f) February 27, 2021 This new name follows the commission’s ban of the song...
Nigeria Excluded From Global Exchange Program
Nigeria – A global agency that pioneered the exchange program between countries to allow for cultural exchange has excluded Nigeria from the list of countries that will benefit from the program. According to the agency, that chose to remain anonymous, Nigerians are notorious for abandoning their citizenship once they cross...
67-Year-Old Fined For Arousing Man Of God With Her Back
Nigeria – On the fateful Tuesday afternoon, a man of God experienced mortal arousal from a source that was in a state of divine impurity. In a bid to cleanse himself of the subconscious pleasure, he took the case to a court that fined the 67-year-old erection-whisperer an undisclosed fine. According to the clerk of …...
Gen Z Vs Millennials: Highlights From The Inter-Generational War
Nigeria – Yesterday, sometimes-shit-stirrer Zikoko decided to stir the Gen Z vs Millennials shit, and this was the result. While the battle happened between two generations that were fighting for who was saner, we were busy enjoying the gbas gbos that was without any casualty but plenty collateral damages – *eyes Ezra Olubi*....
MC Oluomo’s Book To Serve As Inspiration To Agberos
News has it that the boss of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW), MC Oluomo, will be launching a book. The book, according to reports is titled, ‘My Service to Humanity’, and will be dedicated to the motivation of agberos. Sources close to the author said that the book could become a handbook …...
#Silhouettechallenge Puts Seminarian In Trouble
A seminarian has fallen into trouble with the heads of his seminarian school over his new-found sensation: the #silhouettechallenge. A tub of Vaseline meant to be used by occupants of the room of Brother John has been found to have finished in a matter of hours. Curious to fish out the diminisher of the communal …...
Nun Turns To Porn, Gives Reason
A Catholic nun has renounced her faith and philosophy of abstinence over ‘dick’. ‘I tasted dick once and that was it’, explained the nun. She said that the effect of the penis in the life of one who has been told of its negative side effects can be described as nothing short of spiritual. ‘I …...
