First-Class Is For Lecturers Not Students – Nigerian Lecturer
Nigeria – Nigerian lecturers say that the first-class that students seek in universities are not theirs and that they should be grateful that some of them even get to graduate with passes. Speaking with Corporate Tumble, a retired lecturer, who would like to stay anonymous and die peacefully, said that Nigerian students complain...
Malawian Warned Against Starting Twitter War With Nigerians
Inter-National – A Malawian has sought the trouble of Nigerians who are battling with their existential sociopolitical crisis, asking for a Twitter war with Nigerians. Malawi has a population of 18.63 million, according to Google, from a 2019 count. While, Nigeria, on the other hand, has a population that can consume Malawi and the...
Lady Switches From ‘Electronic To Acoustic Masturbation’
Global – A woman, whose identity we’ll reveal shortly, disclosed that her moment of self-pleasure – masturbation – was interrupted by a tired vibrator. She said that following her vibrator’s decision to not participate in her masturbatory pleasures, she decided to go ‘cavewoman’ style –...
6 Ways To Survive In Nigeria
Nigeria – There are so many things that are potential harm to our lives in this country, but what are the things that could potentially save you while in Nigeria? That is what we will be looking into in this piece: how to survive in Nigeria. “Nigeria is out to kill you,” someone once tweeted, …...
Things You’ll Need To Drive On Lagos Roads
Lagos – There’s no driving school in the world that can prepare you for Lagos roads, and we’re not only talking about the potholes, we’re referring to the people that will be sharing the road with you. For those of us that live in Lagos, this is no secret. There’s a popular saying, “living in …...
News Headlines That Make You Wonder ‘Why?’
Haze Av. – If you are a regular reader of the news, especially if your news source is one that derives its traffic from clickbait-type headlines then you are all too familiar with what we’ll be discussing in this post. “SHOCKING: MAN SUCKS HIS OWN PENIS FOR RITUAL MONEY”. That, above, is a typical headline,...
Lies We Tell When We Are Caught Sleeping
Sometimes when we are caught at that moment of sleep, when we are tired of all the activities of this world, we lie that we are participating in activities that do not reflect the truth. Big English, yes, but at least you understand the point. Sometimes, when people catch us napping, we start to tell …...
How To Befriend Rich People
Money Avenue – This article is your one-stop guide on ways to effectively befriend rich people. You know they say the rich ones try to keep the money flowing in the bloodline, or something like that. For you to break into that circle, you would need to be armed with some information to aid your …...
Why Nigerians Shouldn’t Go To Canada
Nigeria – If you check social media, who are we kidding, social media these days is just Twitter; so, if you check Twitter, two trending topics are based on leaving this country, and a majority of Nigerian escapees are moving to Canada that is why we have come to tell you why you as a …...
Nigeria’s NBC Gets New Name
Nigeria – The National Broadcasting Commission (NBC) has been christened by a dutiful Nigerian who gave the commission the new name of ‘Nothing But Cruise’. Nothing But Cruise – NBC — NO_RETWEETS? NO SURRENDER (@Rogue_Chi3f) February 27, 2021 This new name follows the commission’s ban of the song...
